Summon your demon box minion. There is no better way to tell a special someone “Thank you for attending my Ceremony of Eternal Bonding” than by giving them a sentient box that may or may not devour their pets.
Lacking the spells required to animate a gift in the same manner in which the ancients animated bricks, the crafter of this quaint creation simply cut a pair of holes into a wooden box and slipped it on a spriggan. Problem solved.
That Miqo'te lass said someone'd be bringin' me a gift what I couldn't refuse. - Drogo