Summon your Lalinator 5.H0 minion. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have been lali-ho'd.
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Wishing to improve his lackluster lali-hoing, Ronitt created this automaton in secret to be his practice partner. Boasting precision movement and powered by dwarven ethanol, it performs rousing lali-hos the equal of any dwarf worth his ale.
