Summon your plush cushion minion. Ever ready to shield your buttocks from the hardest of places.
Preferring to take a more hands-on approach with his latest project, Redolent Rose of the Weavers' Guild personally researched the resilience and contour of over four score buttocks in order to create a cushion so light and fluffy, even the clouds would darken with envy.
Bumbling one spends all day sleeping on paper- stack pillow, yes? - Olmxio
Lord of Verminion
A Moment's RespiteRemoves all beneficial effects from all enemies and allies within range.