Summon forth your morbol. Strong vines, soft heart...middling stench.
Though all it has ever wanted is to help, this morbol was found to be “too sweet” to present a challenge at the Celestium, and was transferred to the Blue Mages' Guild before it had even seen its first match─only for it to be deemed “insufficiently vile” there as well.
A morbol!? And things were going so well... - Papalymo