Summon forth a prototype roader, one of the fastest ways to reach your destination while scaring the seven hells out of everyone on the way.
Salvaged from the battlegrounds of Gyr Abania and restored by goblins, this devilishly speedy─yet decidedly unwieldy─contraption is said to have a mind of its own. In this case, however, that turn of phrase may have a ring of truth to it...
Gobbieflock does not go looking for trouble! Trouble comes looking for gobbieflock! ...Honest! - Slowfix Cointoss