Summon forth your squad of gilded Namazu to bear you upon a gilded mikoshi─all of which is as gaudy as it sounds.
In order to secure enough coin to fund their seven-year festival, the Namazu sought the counsel of Rowena, who spoke thus: if you want to make great profit, sell wares of great worth. And what could be worth more than a gilded mikoshi borne by eight gilded Namazu?
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! What am I doing? I do not know! I do not care! Whee! - Namazu Spectator