Summon forth your island Onion Prince, a vegetable whose colossal size befits his station.
Royalty among mandragora, this island-bred Onion Prince knew every comfort growing up. Such a pampered life led to boredom, however, and he took to whiling away the days in mischief. Dismayed by his son's behavior, the king sent him off to squire for a renowned hero, that he might learn something of responsibility and leadership.
By the onion, in my rambling I forgot why I called you over! - Bloezoeng