Summon forth your UFO, and experience the sensation of an alien abduction.
While appearing to be identical to PuPu's starship, this replica lacks certain functionalities such as a matter duplication facility, which, in light of recent events, is probably for the best. It is also unable to shrink you to a size to fit in the cockpit, meaning you do not so much ride as you are dangled around in its tractor beam.
The Truth receives a large number of reports from readers claiming to have observed unidentified flying objects. - Delion