Fat Moogle
Movement
Airborne
Flying
Yes
Tradeable
No
Seats
2
Owned
22%
Patch
3.35
Source
Mog Station
Description
Summon forth the fat moogle. How can he fly? Because magic. How can he fly bearing two riders? MAGIC.
Journal
This plus-sized patrician epitomizes the ancient moogle proverb regarding kupo nuts that says, “Once you kupop, you cannot stop.” Basic laws of physics suggest that wings as small as the fat moogle's should not provide enough lift for true flight... yet here we are.
Tooltip
Yet what was thin must eventually grow fat again.
   - Aurelle