Summon forth the fat moogle. How can he fly? Because magic. How can he fly bearing two riders? MAGIC.
This plus-sized patrician epitomizes the ancient moogle proverb regarding kupo nuts that says, “Once you kupop, you cannot stop.” Basic laws of physics suggest that wings as small as the fat moogle's should not provide enough lift for true flight...yet here we are.
Yet what was thin must eventually grow fat again. - Aurelle